when someone tries to talk shit about you and you immediately shut them down
ants are pretty nice for bringing food to their fat mom who lives in the ground
so i got in the shower right and like halfway through the shower i noticed there was a spider in the corner and the first thing out of my mouth was “first of all how dare you”.
I look so good that I sometimes wear a paper mask with my own face on it so I can have two faces at once.
Dear Suzanne Collins,
Please write a prequel to your popular series, The Hunger Games. This prequel should involve the first Hunger Games and how the nation crumbled and came to such a low so as to allow a dictator to separate citizens into districts and demand they send their children into an arena and fight to the death.
These are the things I need to know.